You majored in frat bro and minored in f*ckboy.
1. The only Frat Man That Isn’t an overall total Douche
You’d no good Halloween plans, so that you tagged along to *takes a deep breath* a frat party. Between most of the wobbly keg stands and post-tequila throaty yelling, this is certainly a mediocre man’s time for you to shine. All he’s got to complete is chill in a large part, maybe maybe maybe not say something profoundly sexist for the hours that are few and voilа, he appears good enough to get hold of. He liked your “slutty” bumblebee costume, and the fleeting spell is broken until he says.
2. The Frat Guy That Is a Douche
He is appealing adequate to disregard the alcohol burps, at the very least for a night.
3. The English Significant Who “Hates” Harry Potter
He wears a caramel leather that is brown and it has a soft title, like Daniel or Liam. You can always get him reading before class or while tilting against different campus structures, though section of you completely believes it is intentionally performative. Their sparkle fades somewhere within finally starting up and him ranting exactly how Harry Potter is overrated.
4. The Musician music that is whose Deep-Down Hate
OK, their music is objectively maybe Not That Bad, possibly even Kinda Good, but ever you he liked you and even gave you his guitar pick necklace, only to ghost you a week later, you’ve been bitter since he told.